Partisan humor
From my mom, bless her bleeding liberal heart:
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
The Vice President shrugs and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy.”
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, “Well, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, “Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy.”
August 10 2006
