New word Wednesday: Scandicap
Because my words are obviously too good for the crap at Urban Dictionary, all future additions that I make to the lexicon will be done here.
I've been thinking about my latest creation for some time. It finally came to me as I left the grocery store after standing in line behind a girl who took 5 minutes to buy a gallon of milk and some bananas.
scan · di · cap; n. –pped — Mental/physical ailment that prevents individuals from completing commercial transactions using self-service checkout lines or kiosks.
I'm sorry I took so long at the grocery store. I was stuck behind some scandicapped people.
It's a gift, I tell you.
In: Society
2007-06-06, 02:25 PM
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I love your wordz...keep 'em up dawg!
Of course, we already have 'stupid' for this situation, but it's always good to have options. :)
This word rules. I keep on getting to apply it in real-world, everyday situations--specifically, situations revolving around the express self-check line at the Sqirrel Hill Giant Eagle. Today alone, I've been able to use it twice, in two separate situations.
This word rules. I keep on getting to apply it in real-world, everyday situations--specifically, situations revolving around the express self-check line at the Sqirrel Hill Giant Eagle.
Damn, apparently I'm posticapped. Um, the second one is the one I was aiming to post.