Basement Office

Family rules 1 and 2

Now that we can be considered a family, in the Nuclear sense, I thought it might be a good idea to begin to establish a codex that governs our day-to-day lives. Inspired by those who have gone before us (Rule #1: Don’t do anything that will get you on the local news), here are rules 1 and 2:

1. We do not bail other family members out of jail.
2. We do not purchase goods from, or donate money to, groups that solicit by telephone or go door-to-door. Exceptions to this rule: the Girl Scouts (cookies only), Jump Rope for Heart, and the Olympic Sales Club (full disclaimer: member, ‘90-92).